Dear Sir

Thank you for returning the product/s described below, for the reason stated below.

We will endeavour to address the issues described and return the product/s back to you within a few days.

Product ID	Product Name	Reason for Return	Comments
#34235420	Talkie Toaster v5.8	Unsatisfied with product	He is crap!! He never offers me toast, he keeps calling me JUDGE, it's hard to keep up with his conversations after a few minutes, and when he talks a lot it's impossible for me to talk back to him, and he randomly says "toast"...what? Please make him better.